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Our slogans


We are a small, local business.  We don’t have a multi-million dollar advertising budget.  We don’t have a team of MBA’s to analyze the effectiveness of a marketing campaign.  We don’t have a team of researchers, forming focus groups in order to test slogans.  But, we do have the internet!  So, here’s a list of slogans from Fortune 500 companies, slightly modified for The Green Van Dry Cleaning & Laundry.

Save Money (and time), Live Better. -thank you Wal Mart.

Think Different(ly about your dry cleaning).  -thank you Apple.

Your World.  Delivered (at least your dry cleaning). – thank you AT&T.

Simplifying Home and Life. -thank you Costco.

More Saving.  More Doing (actually LESS doing).  -thank you Home Depot.

Just Do It (or better yet, we’ll do it for you).  -thank you Nike.

I have another, much less catchy slogan.  What do you think about this one?  “We will pick-up and deliver your dry cleaning, so you don’t have to.  We also provide laundry service.  Very convenient.”

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