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Declaration of Dry Cleaning Independence


When in the course of household event, it becomes necessary for residents of Johnson County to dissolve the economic bands which have connected them with their old dry cleaner, and to assume the separate and equal station to which the laws of market competition entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of their friends and neighbors requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation from their old dry cleaners.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all dry cleaners are NOT created equal, that folks in Overland Park, Leawood, eastern Olathe and south Prairie Village have the right to a better, more convenient dry cleaning experience.

That to secure these rights, customers may freely choose to use The Green Van Dry Cleaning & Laundry, to pick-up their dry cleaning at their front doorsteps and receive their dry cleaning back to their front doors. When a dry cleaner does not provide this level of service and convenience, it is the right of the customer to sever their ties to their prior dry cleaner, and to institute a new relationship with a dry cleaner that will provide this for their present and future quality of life.

The history of the present dry cleaners is a history of repeated inconveniences and low quality. To prove this, let these facts be submitted to the Internet.

– They have not provided pick-up service at the door of their customers.
– They have not delivered the dry cleaning back to the door of their customers.
– They have required customers to drive to their store TWICE in order to complete ONE errand: Once to drop off their clothes, and a second time to pick-up their clothes.
– They have not considered the hassle of having to spend precious free time running inconvenient errands.
– They have not been mindful of the aggravation of driving through the thoroughfares of Johnson County, traveling from stoplight to stoplight, after a long day at work, moving from meeting to meeting.
We, therefore, declare that we are free and independent dry cleaning customers, absolved from all allegiance to dry cleaners who require burdensome and unnecessary errands to take care of dry cleaning. As free and independent customers, we have full power to establish commerce with The Green Van Dry Cleaning & Laundry, the most convenient dry cleaner in Johnson County, Kansas.

Categories News | Tags: | Posted on July 2, 2016

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